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Thursday, 12 April 2012

I have good news and bad news

Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?
              ငါေဆးရုံမွာပဲ   !     ငါဘာလုိ႕ဒီေရာက္ေနတာလဲ?
Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.
                မင္း ကားတစ္စီးေမာက္တာမွာပါခဲ႕တယ္
Patient: What happened?
                  ဘာျဖစ္ေသးလဲခင္ဗ်ာ?
Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?
                ေကာင္းျပီ, ငါ ေကာင္းတဲ႕သတင္းနဲ႕မေကာင္းတဲ႕သတင္းေတာ႕ရထားတယ္ .မင္းဘယ္သတင္းအရင္ႀကားခ်င္လဲ?
Patient: Give me the bad news first.
                 ေကာင္းတဲ႕သတင္းအရင္ေျပာပါ
Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.
                 မင္းရဲ႕ေျခေထာက္ႏွစ္ေခ်ာင္းျပင္းျပင္း ထန္ထန္ ဒဏ္ရာရတယ္ , ဒါေႀကာင္႕ႏွစ္ေခ်ာင္းစလုံးျဖတ္ခဲ႕ရတယ္
Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?
                 ေအာင္႕မေလးဗ်ာ! ေကာင္းတဲ႔သတင္းကေကာဗ်ာ?
Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.
              ဟုိဘက္လူနာေဆာင္ကလူက မင္းအတြက္ ဖိနပ္ေကာင္းေကာင္းတရံေပးဖုိ႕လုပ္ထားတယ္!

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